A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.  
Guy behind the counter asks, “Male or female?”  
Customer says, “Female”  
Counter guy asks, “Black or white?”  
Customer says, “White”  
Counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”  
Customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”  
Counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up.”