Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report !

Titanic:….. Cost – $29.99
Clinton:….. Cost – $29.99

Titanic:….. Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:….. Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:….. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:…..The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:….. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:…..Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:….. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:…..Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton:…..Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:…..Let’s not go there.

Titanic:….. Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton:…. Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:…..Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

Titanic:…. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:….Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic:….. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:…..Bill goes home to Hilary – basically the same thing.