If they had a Jewish Mother… hehehe!

MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER:
After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?
 
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS JEWISH MOTHER:
I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you didn’t call, you didn’t write.
 
MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER:
A ceiling you paint? Me you cant paint my kitchen?
 
NAPOLEON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
Are you hiding your report card?
Take your hand out of your jacket and show me the report card!
 
ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S JEWISH MOTHER:
Again with that hat!  Why can’t you wear a baseball cap like the other kids?
 
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!
 
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S JEWISH MOTHER:
Your senior photograph and you couldn’t have done something with your hair?
 
MOSES’ JEWISH MOTHER:
Desert, schmesert!  Where have you really been for the last forty years?
 
BILL GATES’ JEWISH MOTHER:
It would have killed you to become a doctor?
 
BILL CLINTON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
Well, at least she was a nice Jewish girl, that Monica.
 
Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!