A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old Rabbi. He thinks he’ll have a little fun with the old Rabbi, so he says:
-”Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candle?”
The Rabbi says, “We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle.
The kid says:
-”And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?”
The Rabbi says, “We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls.”
The kid says:
“And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?”
The Rabbi says, “We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you.”