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WIFE: ?What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
??HUSBAND: ?Definitely not! ?
WIFE: ?Why not – don’t you like being married?
??HUSBAND: ?Of course I do. ?
WIFE: ?Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
??HUSBAND: ?Okay, I’d get married again. ?
WIFE: ?You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). ?
HUSBAND: ?(Makes audible groan). ?
WIFE: ?Would you live in our house? ?
HUSBAND: ?Sure, it’s a great house. ?
WIFE: ?Would you sleep with her in our bed? ?
HUSBAND: ?Where else would we sleep?
??WIFE: ?Would you let her drive my car? ?
HUSBAND: ?Probably, it is almost new.
??WIFE: ?Would you replace my pictures with hers?
?HUSBAND: ?That would seem like the proper thing to do. ?
WIFE: ?Would she use my golf clubs?
??HUSBAND: ?No, she’s left-handed. ?
WIFE: ?– silence — ??
HUSBAND: ?….Fuck….