The 86 rules of boozing, by Frank Kelly Rich
As 86 regras para beber. Se você bebe, já bebeu ou vai beber, dê uma olhada…, por exemplo:

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
86. You will forget every one of these rules by your fifth drink.