The Why’s of Men : 

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? 
(because they are plugged into a genius) 
 
2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? 
(they don’t have enough time) 
 
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? 
(they don’t stop to ask for directions) 
 
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? 
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties) 
 
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? 
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 
 
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? 
(don’t know…. ..it never happened) 
 
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? 
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn) 
 
Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just an old sour fart! 
 
One for the ladies……. 
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma …”
 
And they say blondes are dumb…