One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I will give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.
An Irish boy put his hand up and said:
-”It was St. Patrick.”
The teacher smiled and said, “Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said:
-”It was St. Andrew.” But the teacher replied, “So sorry Angus, that’s not right either.”
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said:
-”It was Jesus Christ.”
And the teacher said, “Absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and take your $2.” As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said,
“You know Marvin, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”
Marvin replied, “Yeah. In my heart I know it is Moses, but business is business.”