One night a 87yr. old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92yr. old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense.
She began coolly: “Yes, your honor, I figured that at 92 if he could have sex… he could also fly…”