Top Ten Times in history when saying ” F _ _ K ” was appropriate:

10) “What the f _ _ k was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima

9) “Where did all these f _ _ king Indians come from?” – Custer

8) “Any f _ _ king idiot could understand that! ” – Einstein

7) “It does SO f _ _ king look like her!” – Picasso

6) “How the f _ _ k did you work that out?” – Pythagoras

5) “You want WHAT on the f _ _ king ceiling?” – Michaelangelo

4) “I don’t suppose it’s gonna f _ _ king rain ?” – Joan of Arc

3) “Scattered f _ _ king showers… my ass!” – Noah

2) “I need this parade like I need a f _ _ king hole in my head!” – J.F.Kennedy

And the number one most appropriate use of the “f” word….

1) “Who the f _ _ k is going to know?” – Bill Clinton