This woman walks into a bar, and she has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits. She sits down, raises her arm, and says:
“Bartender, I would like a drink.”
There’s an old drunk sitting next to her. Slurring, he says:
“Barkeep, I would like to buy the ballerina a drink.”
She accepts, drinks it, raises her arm again to get the bartender’s attention, and orders another.
The old man says:
“Barkeep, you just keep giving the ballerina anything she wants.” Finally, the bartender goes over to the drunk and says:
“Sir, that’s nice of you, but how do you know she’s a ballerina?”
The old man answers:
“Son, you don’t get to be my age without learning that only ballerinas can lift their legs that high.”