A primeira piada de português… em inglês…!
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English, with three main words: GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.
The Italian was the first:
I wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK day.
The French was the next:
I wake up in the morning, I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in the evening I watch the PINK panther on TV.
Last one was the Portuguese:
I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone GREEN… GREEN… GREEN…, I PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW!