P\u00e9rolas da sabedoria masculina<\/p>\n
1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big penis or a\u00a0good memory.\u00a0I don’t remember what I chose.
\n2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex,\u00a0she\u00a0objects.
\n3. There are only two four letter words that are offensive\u00a0to men – “don’t” and “stop”, unless they\u00a0are used together.
\n4. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the\u00a0best thing on earth.
\n5. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri\u00a0Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
\n6. Virginity can be cured.
\n7. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
\n8. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were\u00a0too small.
\n9. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
\n10. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……
\n11. Despite the old saying,\u00a0“Don’t take your\u00a0troubles to bed”, many men still insist to sleep with their\u00a0wives!!
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