{"id":940,"date":"2006-02-04T09:21:01","date_gmt":"2006-02-04T12:21:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=940"},"modified":"2008-04-05T16:37:55","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T19:37:55","slug":"tenjewberrymuds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/940","title":{"rendered":"tenjewberrymuds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tenjewberrymuds<\/p>\n<p>To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what tejnjewberrymuds&#8217; means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005. \u00a0 ?The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review: ?\u00a0 ?Room Service (RS): Morrin.\u00a0 Roon sirbees.\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?RS: Rye..Roon sirbees? morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??\u00a0\u00a0<br \/>\nG: Uh? yes? I&#8217;d like some bacon and eggs.\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0 ?RS: Ow july den? ?\u00a0 ?G: What??\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?RS: Ow July den?&#8230; pryed, boyud, poochd?\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? \u00a0 Sorry, scrambled please. ?\u00a0 ?RS: Ow july dee baykem? Crease?\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?G: Crisp will be fine.\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?RS : Hokay. An sahn toes? ?\u00a0 ?G: What?\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?RS: An toes. July sahn toes?\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?G: I don&#8217;t think so. ?\u00a0 ?RS: No? Judo wan sahn toes??\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?G: I feel really bad about this, but I don&#8217;t know what &#8216;judo wan sahn toes&#8217; means.\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?RS: Toes! toes!&#8230;Why jew don juan toes? \u00a0Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder? ?\u00a0 ?G: English muffin!! \u00a0I&#8217;ve got it! \u00a0You were saying &#8216;Toast.&#8217; \u00a0Fine. ?Yes, an English muffin will be fine.\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?RS: We bodder?\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?G: No&#8230; just put the bodder on the side. ?\u00a0 ?RS: Wad ?\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?G: I mean butter&#8230;just put it on the side.\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?RS: Copy? ?\u00a0 ?G: Excuse me?\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?RS: Copy&#8230;tea&#8230;meel?\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?G: Yes. Coffee, please, and that&#8217;s all. ?\u00a0 ?RS: One minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy&#8230;.rye??\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?G: Whatever you say.\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0?RS: Tenjewberrymuds. ?\u00a0 ?G : You&#8217;re very welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tenjewberrymuds To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what tejnjewberrymuds&#8217; means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005. \u00a0 ?The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}