{"id":899,"date":"2006-02-20T08:57:01","date_gmt":"2006-02-20T11:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=899"},"modified":"2010-06-06T18:02:48","modified_gmt":"2010-06-06T21:02:48","slug":"je-suce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/899","title":{"rendered":"je suce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Une bonne soeur se prom\u00e8ne dans un quartier malfam\u00e9 de Paris o\u00f9 la prostitution et le crime r\u00e8gne, quand soudain elle aper\u00e7oit une jeune pute avec un T-shirt o\u00f9 il est \u00e9crit &#8220;JESUS&#8221;, la bonne soeur va la voir et lui dit:<br \/>\n-Ma fille, il est rare de nos temps de voir des jeunes surtout dans votre situation croire encore en notre Sauveur, je vous f\u00e9licite de pr\u00eacher ainsi la bonne parole&#8230;<br \/>\nLa fille avec le T-shirt l&#8217;interrompt et lui dit:<br \/>\n-Qu&#8217;est c&#8217;tu veux la vieille? j&#8217;comprends rien \u00e0 c&#8217;que tu m&#8217;racontes&#8230;<br \/>\n-Mais, mais votre T-shirt avec le nom du Christ, &#8220;JESUS&#8221; ?<br \/>\n-Quoi ?<br \/>\nUne amie de la pute s&#8217;approche et lui dit:<br \/>\n-J&#8217;t&#8217;avais bien dit qu&#8217;\u00e7a s&#8217;\u00e9crivait pas comme \u00e7a <strong>&#8220;je suce&#8221;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(eu estudei franc\u00eas na escola, \u00e9 bom voltar a treinar um pouco&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une bonne soeur se prom\u00e8ne dans un quartier malfam\u00e9 de Paris o\u00f9 la prostitution et le crime r\u00e8gne, quand soudain elle aper\u00e7oit une jeune pute avec un T-shirt o\u00f9 il est \u00e9crit &#8220;JESUS&#8221;, la bonne soeur va la voir et lui dit: -Ma fille, il est rare de nos temps de voir des jeunes surtout [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1162,851],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17264,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions\/17264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}