{"id":8370,"date":"2009-03-09T11:22:10","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T14:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=8370"},"modified":"2009-03-09T11:24:45","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T14:24:45","slug":"ed-zachary-disease","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/8370","title":{"rendered":"ed zachary disease"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ed Zachary Disease (preste aten\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e0 pron\u00fancia do chin\u00eas&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>?A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.<br \/>\nShe was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang, so she went to see him.?<br \/>\nUpon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, &#8220;OK, take off all your crose.&#8221; The woman did as she was told.<br \/>\n?&#8221;Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.&#8221; Again, the woman did as she was instructed.?<br \/>\nDr. Chang then said, &#8220;OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.&#8221; So she did.<br \/>\nDr. Chang shook his head slowly and said: ?&#8221;Your problem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.<br \/>\n?Worried, the woman asked anxiously, &#8220;Oh my god, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?&#8221;??<br \/>\nDr. Chang sighed deeply and replied:<br \/>\n?&#8221;Ed Zachary Disease is when&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ed Zachary Disease (preste aten\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e0 pron\u00fancia do chin\u00eas&#8230;) ?A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8370"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8374,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8370\/revisions\/8374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}