{"id":799,"date":"2006-04-03T10:16:01","date_gmt":"2006-04-03T13:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=799"},"modified":"2010-06-06T17:56:55","modified_gmt":"2010-06-06T20:56:55","slug":"cada-pais-tem-o-presidente-que-merece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/799","title":{"rendered":"presidente que merece&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/1696.jpg' \/><br \/>Cada pa\u00eds tem o presidente que merece&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together, discussing surgeries they&#8217;d performed.<\/p>\n<p>One said, &#8220;I&#8217;m the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A second said, &#8220;That&#8217;s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and two years later he won a gold medal in five Olympic field events.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The third surgeon said, &#8220;You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse&#8217;s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he&#8217;s president of the United States&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cada pa\u00eds tem o presidente que merece&#8230; Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together, discussing surgeries they&#8217;d performed. One said, &#8220;I&#8217;m the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.&#8221; A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1161],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17256,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions\/17256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}