{"id":670,"date":"2006-06-05T10:30:01","date_gmt":"2006-06-05T13:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=670"},"modified":"2008-04-21T09:15:29","modified_gmt":"2008-04-21T12:15:29","slug":"getting-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/670","title":{"rendered":"getting old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/1792.jpg' \/><br \/>\nAn elderly couple had dinner at another couple&#8217;s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.<br \/>\nThe two gentlemen were talking, and one said, &#8220;Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.<br \/>\nThe other man said, &#8220;What is the name of the restaurant?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe first man thought and thought and finally said, &#8220;What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know&#8230; the one that&#8217;s red and has thorns.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you mean a rose?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, that&#8217;s the one,&#8221; replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, &#8220;Rose, what&#8217;s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple had dinner at another couple&#8217;s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, &#8220;Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly. The other man said, &#8220;What [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}