{"id":5323,"date":"2008-09-29T17:29:27","date_gmt":"2008-09-29T20:29:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=5323"},"modified":"2008-10-19T09:04:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-19T12:04:02","slug":"jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/5323","title":{"rendered":"jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q:\u00a0Why do\u00a0little boys whine?<br \/>\nA: They are practicing to be men.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;\u00a0<br \/>\nQ: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for\u00a0breath and\u00a0calling your name?\u00a0<br \/>\nA: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.\u00a0<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nQ:\u00a0How do\u00a0you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?<br \/>\nA: Rename the mail folder &#8220;Instruction Manual&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q:\u00a0Why do\u00a0little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;\u00a0 Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for\u00a0breath and\u00a0calling your name?\u00a0 A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.\u00a0 &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Q:\u00a0How do\u00a0you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder &#8220;Instruction [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[16],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5323"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5465,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323\/revisions\/5465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}