{"id":4650,"date":"2008-07-22T18:27:30","date_gmt":"2008-07-22T21:27:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/4650"},"modified":"2009-02-16T09:11:19","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T12:11:19","slug":"el-cura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/4650","title":{"rendered":"el cura"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/padre.jpg' title='padre.jpg'><img src='https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/padre.jpg' alt='padre.jpg' \/><\/a><br \/>\nComenz\u00f3 la m\u00fasica, y un borracho que estaba sentado vio a una se\u00f1ora de negro que estaba al frente suyo. Tambaleante se aproxim\u00f3 y le dijo:<br \/>\nHic!&#8230;&#8230;Mi Negra \u00bfme da el placer de este baile?<br \/>\n&#8221; No!&#8221;<br \/>\nHic!&#8230; \u00bfY por qu\u00e9 no?<br \/>\nLa negra contest\u00f3:<br \/>\nPues por cuatro motivos:<br \/>\nPrimero, porque usted est\u00e1 borracho.<br \/>\nSegundo, porque esto es un velorio.<br \/>\nTercero porque el Ave Mar\u00eda no se baila.<br \/>\nY cuarto, porque &#8220;mi negra&#8221; ser\u00e1 su madre, &#8220;YO SOY EL CURA&#8221;!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comenz\u00f3 la m\u00fasica, y un borracho que estaba sentado vio a una se\u00f1ora de negro que estaba al frente suyo. Tambaleante se aproxim\u00f3 y le dijo: Hic!&#8230;&#8230;Mi Negra \u00bfme da el placer de este baile? &#8221; No!&#8221; Hic!&#8230; \u00bfY por qu\u00e9 no? La negra contest\u00f3: Pues por cuatro motivos: Primero, porque usted est\u00e1 borracho. Segundo, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[193],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4650"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4650"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7549,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4650\/revisions\/7549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}