{"id":3930,"date":"2008-01-28T17:43:49","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T19:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/3930"},"modified":"2008-01-28T17:43:49","modified_gmt":"2008-01-28T19:43:49","slug":"jack-and-bill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/3930","title":{"rendered":"jack and bill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, &#8220;Titanic&#8221; &#038; &#8220;My Life&#8221; by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!<br \/>\nHis cool professor gave him an A+ for this report ! <\/p>\n<p>Titanic:&#8230;.. Cost &#8211; $29.99<br \/>\nClinton:&#8230;.. Cost &#8211; $29.99 <\/p>\n<p>Titanic:&#8230;.. Over 3 hours to read<br \/>\nClinton:&#8230;.. Over 3 hours to read <\/p>\n<p>Titanic:&#8230;.. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.<br \/>\nClinton:&#8230;..The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. <\/p>\n<p>Titanic:&#8230;.. Jack is a starving artist.<br \/>\nClinton:&#8230;..Bill is a bullshit artist. <\/p>\n<p>Titanic:&#8230;.. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.<br \/>\nClinton:&#8230;..Ditto for Bill. <\/p>\n<p>Titanic:&#8230;.. During the ordeal, Rose&#8217;s dress gets ruined.<br \/>\nClinton:&#8230;..Ditto for Monica. <\/p>\n<p>Titanic:&#8230;.. Jack teaches Rose to spit.<br \/>\nClinton:&#8230;..Let&#8217;s not go there. <\/p>\n<p>Titanic:&#8230;.. Rose gets to keep her jewelry<br \/>\nClinton:&#8230;. Monica is forced to return her gifts. <\/p>\n<p>Titanic:&#8230;.. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.<br \/>\nClinton:&#8230;..Clinton doesn&#8217;t remember Jack. <\/p>\n<p>Titanic:&#8230;. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.<br \/>\nClinton:&#8230;.Monica&#8230;ooh, let&#8217;s not go there, either. <\/p>\n<p>Titanic:&#8230;.. Jack surrenders to an icy death.<br \/>\nClinton:&#8230;..Bill goes home to Hilary &#8211; basically the same thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, &#8220;Titanic&#8221; &#038; &#8220;My Life&#8221; by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report ! Titanic:&#8230;.. Cost &#8211; $29.99 Clinton:&#8230;.. Cost &#8211; $29.99 Titanic:&#8230;.. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3930"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3930\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}