{"id":3671,"date":"2007-11-14T21:41:38","date_gmt":"2007-11-15T00:41:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/coisas\/3671"},"modified":"2009-08-01T18:54:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-01T21:54:00","slug":"the-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/3671","title":{"rendered":"the hat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/hat.jpg' title='hat.jpg'><img src='https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/hat.jpg' alt='hat.jpg' \/><\/a><br \/>\nAn\u00a0old\u00a0lady was standing at the railing of the\u00a0cruise ship, holding\u00a0her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.<br \/>\nA \u00a0gentleman approached\u00a0her\u00a0and\u00a0said:<br \/>\n&#8220;Pardon\u00a0 me, madam. I\u00a0do\u00a0not\u00a0 intend\u00a0to be forward\u00a0but\u00a0 did\u00a0you\u00a0know\u00a0that your dress is blowing\u00a0up\u00a0in this high wind?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, I know,&#8221;\u00a0said\u00a0the lady. &#8220;I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But\u00a0 madam,\u00a0you must know that you are not \u00a0wearing any panties and your privates are\u00a0exposed!&#8221;\u00a0said\u00a0the\u00a0gentleman\u00a0in earnest.<br \/>\nThe woman\u00a0looked down,\u00a0then back\u00a0up at the man and replied:<br \/>\n&#8220;Sir,\u00a0anything you see\u00a0down there is 85 years old. I just\u00a0bought\u00a0this hat yesterday!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An\u00a0old\u00a0lady was standing at the railing of the\u00a0cruise ship, holding\u00a0her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A \u00a0gentleman approached\u00a0her\u00a0and\u00a0said: &#8220;Pardon\u00a0 me, madam. I\u00a0do\u00a0not\u00a0 intend\u00a0to be forward\u00a0but\u00a0 did\u00a0you\u00a0know\u00a0that your dress is blowing\u00a0up\u00a0in this high wind?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, I know,&#8221;\u00a0said\u00a0the lady. &#8220;I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.&#8221; &#8220;But\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[16],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3671"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11696,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3671\/revisions\/11696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}