Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go\u00a0before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven.
\nUnfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the Angel\u00a0must decide which of them gets in.
\nThe Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should\u00a0go to Heaven.
\nDolly takes off her top and says, “Look at these, they’re the most\u00a0perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure it will please God to\u00a0be able to see them every day, for eternity.”
\nThe Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up,\u00a0and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
\nThe Angel says, “OK, your Majesty, you may go in.”
\nDolly is outraged and asks, “What was that all about? I show you two\u00a0of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a\u00a0commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?”
\n“Sorry, Dolly,” says the Angel, “but even in Heaven, a royal flush\u00a0beats a pair – no matter how big they are.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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