{"id":3339,"date":"2007-08-16T18:59:57","date_gmt":"2007-08-16T21:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/coisas\/3339"},"modified":"2008-05-25T14:42:58","modified_gmt":"2008-05-25T17:42:58","slug":"god-and-the-scientist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/3339","title":{"rendered":"god and the scientist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/eyeofgod.jpg' title='eyeofgod.jpg'><img src='https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/eyeofgod.jpg' alt='eyeofgod.jpg' \/><\/a><br \/>\nGod is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him:<br \/>\n&#8220;Lord, we don&#8217;t  need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, is that so? Tell me&#8230;&#8221; replies God.<br \/>\n&#8220;Well,&#8221; says the scientist, &#8220;we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, that&#8217;s interesting. Show Me.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh no, no, no&#8230;&#8221; interrupts God, <\/p>\n<p>(I love this) <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Get your own dirt.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him: &#8220;Lord, we don&#8217;t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, is that so? Tell me&#8230;&#8221; replies God. &#8220;Well,&#8221; says the scientist, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}