{"id":304,"date":"2008-05-08T12:15:01","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T15:15:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=304"},"modified":"2008-05-19T12:19:48","modified_gmt":"2008-05-19T15:19:48","slug":"how-freaking-good-i-feel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/304","title":{"rendered":"freaking good I feel!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8220;The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you&#8217;ve started and never finished.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So, I looked around my house this morning to see all the things I started and hadn&#8217;t finished, and before leaving this morning; I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey&#8217;s Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.<\/p>\n<p><strong>You have no idea how freaking good I feel!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you&#8217;ve started and never finished.&#8221; So, I looked around my house this morning to see all the things I started and hadn&#8217;t finished, and before leaving this morning; I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}