{"id":2998,"date":"2008-05-21T09:00:34","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T12:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/coisas\/2998"},"modified":"2008-05-21T09:06:11","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T12:06:11","slug":"4-letter-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/2998","title":{"rendered":"4-letter words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please excuse the rough language in the following story&#8230;I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn&#8217;t be the  same.<br \/>\nA young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.<br \/>\n&#8220;Well,&#8221; said her mother, &#8220;so how was the  honeymoon?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, Mama,&#8221; she  replied, &#8220;the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic&#8230;&#8221;  Suddenly she burst out crying. &#8220;But, Mama, as soon as we  returned, Sam started using the most horrible language  &#8212; things I&#8217;d never heard before! I mean all  these awful 4-letter words! You&#8217;ve got to take me  home&#8230;PLEASE MAMA!!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Sarah, Sarah,&#8221; her mother said, &#8220;Calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Please don&#8217;t make me  tell you, mama,&#8221; wept the daughter, &#8220;I&#8217;m so embarrassed, they&#8217;re just too awful!<br \/>\nCOME GET ME, PLEASE!!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!&#8221;<br \/>\nSobbing, the bride  said, &#8220;Oh, Mama&#8230;he used words like: <strong>dust, wash, iron, and cook<\/strong>!!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ll pick you up in  twenty minutes,&#8221; said the mother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please excuse the rough language in the following story&#8230;I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn&#8217;t be the same. A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. &#8220;Well,&#8221; said her mother, &#8220;so how was the honeymoon?&#8221; &#8220;Oh, Mama,&#8221; she replied, &#8220;the honeymoon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}