{"id":2661,"date":"2008-08-11T08:59:11","date_gmt":"2008-08-11T11:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=2661"},"modified":"2008-08-11T09:42:45","modified_gmt":"2008-08-11T12:42:45","slug":"a-lady-walks-into-the-drug-store-and-asks-the-druggist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/2661","title":{"rendered":"prescription"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.<br \/>\nThe druggist asks \u201cMa\u2019am, what do you want with arsenic?\u201d.<br \/>\nThe lady say\u2019s \u201cTo kill my husband.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI can\u2019t sell you any for that reason\u201d says the druggist.<br \/>\nThe lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position, the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist\u2019s wife.<br \/>\nShe shows it to the druggist, he looks at the photo and says,<br \/>\n\u201cOh ,sorry! I didn\u2019t know you had a prescription!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The druggist asks \u201cMa\u2019am, what do you want with arsenic?\u201d. The lady say\u2019s \u201cTo kill my husband.\u201d \u201cI can\u2019t sell you any for that reason\u201d says the druggist. The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2661"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}