{"id":24413,"date":"2012-07-16T11:53:14","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T14:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=24413"},"modified":"2016-06-12T14:21:42","modified_gmt":"2016-06-12T17:21:42","slug":"jaguar-the-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/24413","title":{"rendered":"jaguar &#038; the blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.<br \/>\nShe drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won&#8217;t move at all.<br \/>\nAfter trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her. The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks:<br \/>\n&#8220;Ma\u2019am, are you sure you are using the right gears?&#8221;<br \/>\nFull of anger, the blonde replies:<br \/>\n&#8220;You fool, you idiot,\u00a0how on earth you could ask such a question? I&#8217;m not stupid\u00a0you know! Of course I am using the right gears; <strong>I use D\u00a0during the day and N at night<\/strong>!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won&#8217;t move at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24413"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31120,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24413\/revisions\/31120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}