If they had a Jewish Mother\u2026 hehehe!<\/p>\n
MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER:
\nAfter all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?
\n\u00a0
\nCHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS JEWISH MOTHER:
\nI don’t care what you’ve discovered, you didn’t call, you didn’t write.
\n\u00a0
\nMICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER:
\nA ceiling you paint? Me you cant paint my kitchen?
\n\u00a0
\nNAPOLEON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
\nAre you hiding your report card?
\nTake your hand out of your jacket and show me the report card!
\n\u00a0
\nABRAHAM LINCOLN’S JEWISH MOTHER:
\nAgain with that hat!\u00a0 Why can’t you wear a baseball cap like the other kids?
\n\u00a0
\nGEORGE WASHINGTON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
\nNext time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!
\n\u00a0
\nALBERT EINSTEIN’S JEWISH MOTHER:
\nYour senior photograph and you couldn’t have done something with your hair?
\n\u00a0
\nMOSES’ JEWISH MOTHER:
\nDesert, schmesert!\u00a0 Where have you really been for the last forty years?
\n\u00a0
\nBILL GATES’ JEWISH MOTHER:
\nIt would have killed you to become a doctor?
\n\u00a0
\nBILL CLINTON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
\nWell, at least she was a nice Jewish girl, that Monica.
\n\u00a0
\nLife isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
If they had a Jewish Mother\u2026 hehehe! MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER: After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile? \u00a0 CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS JEWISH MOTHER: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you didn’t call, you didn’t write. \u00a0 MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER: A ceiling you paint? Me you cant […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[183],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23455"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23455"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23457,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23455\/revisions\/23457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}