{"id":23016,"date":"2012-01-11T18:25:54","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T20:25:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=23016"},"modified":"2015-04-02T14:25:30","modified_gmt":"2015-04-02T17:25:30","slug":"sem-as-amigdalas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/familia\/23016","title":{"rendered":"sem as amigdalas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 20%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-23016 gallery-columns-5 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/familia\/23016\/attachment\/foto-1-3'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/foto-12-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/familia\/23016\/attachment\/foto-2-3'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/foto-22-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/familia\/23016\/attachment\/foto-3-3'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/foto-32-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/familia\/23016\/attachment\/img_3523'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/IMG_3523-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/IMG_3523-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/IMG_3523.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/familia\/23016\/attachment\/img_3525'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/IMG_3525-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/IMG_3525-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/IMG_3525.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Meu filho Arthur retirou hoje cedo as amigdalas, no novo Einstein da Av. Sumar\u00e9 &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.einstein.br\/nossas-unidades\/Paginas\/perdizes-higienopolis.aspx\">Unidade Perdizes Higien\u00f3polis <\/a>(DAY CARE). Tudo muito r\u00e1pido, civilizado, limpo, bonito. E com quanto sorvete quiser&#8230;<br \/>\nPara passar o tempo contei a ele como foi a minha cirurgia para extirpar as amigdalas, meio s\u00e9culo atr\u00e1s&#8230;<br \/>\nNo consult\u00f3rio do m\u00e9dico me sentaram em uma cadeira, me cobriram com panos verdes, colocaram uma m\u00e1scara com gaze sobre boca e nariz e pediram que que contasse de dez para tr\u00e1s, enquanto borrifavam \u00e9ter na m\u00e1scara, meio grogue e  zonzo, com a boca aberta por um aparelho recebi a agulhada da anestesia local, senti e ouvi toda a opera\u00e7\u00e3o, foram barulhos horr\u00edveis, tudo sem dor.<br \/>\nCom a boca cheia de sangue perguntei:<br \/>\n-Gonge eu guxpo? (aonde eu guspo?)<br \/>\n-A\u00ed mesmo, no pano.<br \/>\nAchei um desperd\u00edcio enorme sujar aquele pano limpinho&#8230;<br \/>\nDepois, em casa me frustrei enormemente porque minha m\u00e3e, por raz\u00f5es desconhecidas, n\u00e3o me permitiu o proverbial sorvete, talvez da\u00ed minha predile\u00e7\u00e3o por sorvete, at\u00e9 hoje&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meu filho Arthur retirou hoje cedo as amigdalas, no novo Einstein da Av. Sumar\u00e9 &#8211; Unidade Perdizes Higien\u00f3polis (DAY CARE). Tudo muito r\u00e1pido, civilizado, limpo, bonito. E com quanto sorvete quiser&#8230; Para passar o tempo contei a ele como foi a minha cirurgia para extirpar as amigdalas, meio s\u00e9culo atr\u00e1s&#8230; No consult\u00f3rio do m\u00e9dico me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[240,1243,300],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23016"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23016"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29968,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23016\/revisions\/29968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}