{"id":23013,"date":"2012-01-10T22:41:45","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T00:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=23013"},"modified":"2012-01-10T22:41:45","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T00:41:45","slug":"naked-lady-taxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/23013","title":{"rendered":"naked lady taxi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City.<br \/>\nThe taxi driver, who happened to be jewish, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab&#8230;<br \/>\n &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong with you Luv, haven&#8217;t you ever seen a naked woman before?&#8221;<br \/>\n &#8220;I&#8217;m not staring at you lady; I am telling you, that would not be proper where I come from&#8221;.<br \/>\n &#8220;Well if you&#8217;re not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?&#8221;<br \/>\n &#8220;Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where in hell is this lady keeping the money to pay for this ride.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City. The taxi driver, who happened to be jewish, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab&#8230; &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong with you Luv, haven&#8217;t you ever seen a naked woman before?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m not staring at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23013"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23013"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23014,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23013\/revisions\/23014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}