{"id":2294,"date":"2003-11-07T11:25:11","date_gmt":"2003-11-07T14:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=2294"},"modified":"2008-01-18T11:21:03","modified_gmt":"2008-01-18T13:21:03","slug":"the-umbrella-a-90-year-old-man-said-to-his","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/2294","title":{"rendered":"the umbrella"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A 90-year-old man said to his doctor:<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?\u201d<br \/>\nThe doctor considered his question for a minute and then said:<br \/>\n\u201cI have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, \u2018bang, bang\u2019 and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?\u201d<br \/>\nThe 90-year-old said, \u201cI\u2019d say somebody else shot that beaver.\u201d<br \/>\nThe doctor replied, \u201cMy point exactly.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 90-year-old man said to his doctor: \u201cI\u2019ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?\u201d The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said: \u201cI have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2294"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}