{"id":2090,"date":"2004-03-26T09:31:11","date_gmt":"2004-03-26T12:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=2090"},"modified":"2010-02-11T21:11:37","modified_gmt":"2010-02-11T23:11:37","slug":"guy-walks-into-a-bar-see-a-gorgeous-babe-nursing-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/2090","title":{"rendered":"gorgeous babe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guy walks into a bar. See a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he said, \u201cHi, there, good looking! How\u2019s it going?\u201d<br \/>\nHaving already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, \u201cListen! I\u2019ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn\u2019t matter to me. I\u2019ve been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just love it!\u201d<br \/>\nEyes now wide with interest, he responded, \u201cNo kidding! I\u2019m a lawyer too! What firm are you with?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guy walks into a bar. See a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he said, \u201cHi, there, good looking! How\u2019s it going?\u201d Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, \u201cListen! I\u2019ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1118],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2090"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2090"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15414,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2090\/revisions\/15414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}