{"id":2079,"date":"2004-03-30T14:24:11","date_gmt":"2004-03-30T17:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=2079"},"modified":"2008-01-23T19:24:23","modified_gmt":"2008-01-23T21:24:23","slug":"a-man-went-to-synagogue-one-shabbat-and-afterwards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/2079","title":{"rendered":"no shit?!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to Synagogue one Shabbat and afterwards he stopped to shake the Rabbi\u2019s hand.<br \/>\nHe said, \u201cRabbi, I\u2019ll tell you, that was a G-d damned fine sermon.\u201d<br \/>\nThe rabbi said, \u201cThank you sir, but I\u2019d rather you didn\u2019t use that kind of language in the Lord\u2019s House.\u201d<br \/>\nThe man said, \u201cI was so fucking impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the tzedakah box!\u201d<br \/>\nThe Rabbi said, \u201cNo Shit?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to Synagogue one Shabbat and afterwards he stopped to shake the Rabbi\u2019s hand. He said, \u201cRabbi, I\u2019ll tell you, that was a G-d damned fine sermon.\u201d The rabbi said, \u201cThank you sir, but I\u2019d rather you didn\u2019t use that kind of language in the Lord\u2019s House.\u201d The man said, \u201cI was so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2079"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2079"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2079\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}