{"id":1978,"date":"2004-06-09T17:06:11","date_gmt":"2004-06-09T20:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=1978"},"modified":"2008-02-08T13:30:49","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T15:30:49","slug":"a-primeira-piada-de-portugues-em-ingles-three","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/1978","title":{"rendered":"portugu\u00eas&#8230; em ingl\u00eas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A primeira piada de portugu\u00eas\u2026 em ingl\u00eas\u2026!<br \/>\nThree men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a job interview in England.<br \/>\nBefore the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English, with three main words: GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.<br \/>\nThe Italian was the first:<br \/>\nI wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK day.<br \/>\nThe French was the next:<br \/>\nI wake up in the morning, I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in the evening I watch the PINK panther on TV.<br \/>\nLast one was the Portuguese:<br \/>\nI wake up in the morning, I hear the phone GREEN\u2026 GREEN\u2026 GREEN\u2026, I PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A primeira piada de portugu\u00eas\u2026 em ingl\u00eas\u2026! Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English, with three main words: GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. The Italian was the first: I wake up in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}