‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned.\u00a0I have been with a loose girl.’\u00a0
\nThe priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano?’
\n‘Yes, Father, it is.’
\n‘And who was the girl you were with?’\u00a0
\n‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.’
\n‘Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you\u00a0may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’
\n‘I cannot say.’\u00a0
\n‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’\u00a0
\n‘I’ll never tell.’\u00a0
\n‘Was it Nina Capelli?’\u00a0
\n‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’\u00a0
\n‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’\u00a0
\n‘My lips are sealed.’
\n‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’
\n‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’
\nThe priest sighs in frustration. ‘You’re very tight lipped,\u00a0and I admire that. \u00a0But you’ve sinned and have to\u00a0atone. You cannot be an altar boy now\u00a0for 4 months. Now you go and\u00a0behave yourself.’\u00a0
\nJoey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and\u00a0whispers, ‘What’d you get?’
\n‘Four months vacation and five good leads…’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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