One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, \u201cI will give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.
\nAn Irish boy put his hand up and said:
\n-\u201dIt was St. Patrick.\u201d
\nThe teacher smiled and said, \u201cSorry Sean, that\u2019s not correct.\u201d
\nThen a Scottish boy put his hand up and said:
\n-\u201dIt was St. Andrew.\u201d But the teacher replied, \u201cSo sorry Angus, that\u2019s not right either.\u201d
\nFinally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said:
\n-\u201dIt was Jesus Christ.\u201d
\nAnd the teacher said, \u201cAbsolutely right, Marvin, come up here and take your $2.\u201d As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said,
\n\u201cYou know Marvin, since you\u2019re Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.\u201d
\nMarvin replied, \u201cYeah. In my heart I know it is Moses, but business is business.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, \u201cI will give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived. An Irish boy put his hand up and said: -\u201dIt was St. Patrick.\u201d The teacher smiled and said, \u201cSorry Sean, that\u2019s not correct.\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1162],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1896"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17269,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896\/revisions\/17269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}