{"id":18830,"date":"2010-09-28T17:06:45","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T20:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=18830"},"modified":"2010-09-30T09:26:08","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T12:26:08","slug":"18830","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/18830","title":{"rendered":"wisdom&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/18830\/attachment\/anexo-de-e-mail\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-18832\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/Anexo-de-E-mail.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"Anexo de E-mail\" width=\"243\" height=\"339\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-18832\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWisdom&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He said to me: I don&#8217;t know why you wear a bra; you&#8217;ve got nothing to put in it.<br \/>\nI said to him: You wear pants don&#8217;t you?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He said to me: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?<br \/>\nI said: That&#8217;s a good idea; you stand by the stove &#038; sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart&#8230;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0He said to me: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?<br \/>\nI said to him: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He said to me: Why don&#8217;t women blink during foreplay?<br \/>\nI said to him: They don&#8217;t have time.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He said to me: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?<br \/>\nI said to him: I don&#8217;t know; it has never happened.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He said to me: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?<br \/>\nI said to him: They already have boyfriends.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He said to me: Why are married women heavier than single women?<br \/>\nI said to him: Single women come home, see what&#8217;s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what&#8217;s in bed and go to the fridge.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He said to me: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?<br \/>\nI said to him: A widow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wisdom&#8230; He said to me: I don&#8217;t know why you wear a bra; you&#8217;ve got nothing to put in it. I said to him: You wear pants don&#8217;t you?\u00a0 He said to me: Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said: That&#8217;s a good idea; you stand by the stove &#038; sink while I sit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18830"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18830"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18845,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18830\/revisions\/18845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}