{"id":1857,"date":"2004-09-27T17:30:11","date_gmt":"2004-09-27T20:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=1857"},"modified":"2008-02-12T23:09:37","modified_gmt":"2008-02-13T01:09:37","slug":"a-young-hotshot-gets-a-job-with-the-irs-his-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/1857","title":{"rendered":"a young hotshot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old Rabbi. He thinks he\u2019ll have a little fun with the old Rabbi, so he says:<br \/>\n-\u201dRabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candle?\u201d<br \/>\nThe Rabbi says, \u201cWe send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle.<br \/>\nThe kid says:<br \/>\n-\u201dAnd what do you do with the crumbs from your table?\u201d<br \/>\nThe Rabbi says, \u201cWe send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls.\u201d<br \/>\nThe kid says:<br \/>\n\u201cAnd what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?\u201d<br \/>\nThe Rabbi says, \u201cWe send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old Rabbi. He thinks he\u2019ll have a little fun with the old Rabbi, so he says: -\u201dRabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candle?\u201d The Rabbi says, \u201cWe send them to the candle factory, and every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}