{"id":1848,"date":"2004-10-06T09:31:11","date_gmt":"2004-10-06T12:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=1848"},"modified":"2008-02-12T23:15:13","modified_gmt":"2008-02-13T01:15:13","slug":"excelente-desculpem-me-a-preguica-sem-traducao","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/1848","title":{"rendered":"bush voters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also \u2014 like any good bartender &#8211; &#8211; engage in appropriate conversation.<br \/>\nSo a man enters the bar, orders a drink, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, \u201cWhat\u2019s your IQ?\u201d The man replies, \u201c150.\u201d<br \/>\nAnd the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.<br \/>\nThe customer is very impressed and thinks, \u201cThis is really cool.\u201d But he decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, \u201cWhat\u2019s your IQ?\u201d The man responds, \u201c100.\u201d And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, and so on.<br \/>\nReally impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give th e robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s your IQ?\u201d<br \/>\nThe man replies, \u201c50.\u201d And the robot says, \u201cSo, you gonna vote for Bush?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also \u2014 like any good bartender &#8211; &#8211; engage in appropriate conversation. So a man enters the bar, orders a drink, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, \u201cWhat\u2019s your IQ?\u201d The man replies, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}