{"id":1751,"date":"2005-01-10T20:03:01","date_gmt":"2005-01-10T23:03:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=1751"},"modified":"2009-02-11T12:14:33","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T14:14:33","slug":"senna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/1751","title":{"rendered":"airton senna da silva"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ayrton Senna llega al cielo y San Pedro le pregunta:
\n– \u00bfCu\u00e1l es su nombre, hijo m\u00edo?
\n– Ayrton Senna da Silva.
\n– \u00a1Ah! Ud. es el corredor de la F1, \u00bfcierto?
\n– S\u00ed, soy yo.
\n– Ud. ten\u00eda una isla en Angra dos Reis, un yatecito, un helic\u00f3ptero, una lancha, una hacienda en Tatu\u00ed y ganaba 1.200.000 d\u00f3lares por carrera, \u00bfverdad?
\n– As\u00ed es.
\n– Y manejaba un Audi, un Honda NSX, y ten\u00eda una Ducati con su nombre, \u00bfcorrecto?
\n– S\u00ed, se\u00f1or.
\n– Y Ud. viv\u00eda en M\u00f3naco, pero viajaba a Brasil cuando quer\u00eda con su propio jet privado, \u00bfes as\u00ed?
\n– Correcto.
\n– Y adem\u00e1s Ud. se volte\u00f3 a Xuxa, a Adriana Galisteu y a unas cuantas modelos m\u00e1s, \u00bfcierto?
\n– S\u00ed.
\n– \u00a1Puta madre\u2026!
\n-Est\u00e1 bien, entre. Pero le anticipo que el Para\u00edso le va a parecer una mierda\u2026 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ayrton Senna llega al cielo y San Pedro le pregunta: – \u00bfCu\u00e1l es su nombre, hijo m\u00edo? – Ayrton Senna da Silva. – \u00a1Ah! Ud. es el corredor de la F1, \u00bfcierto? – S\u00ed, soy yo. – Ud. ten\u00eda una isla en Angra dos Reis, un yatecito, un helic\u00f3ptero, una lancha, una hacienda en Tatu\u00ed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1751"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1751"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7457,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1751\/revisions\/7457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}