1. When I was born, I was given a choice, a big dick or a good memory….I don’t remember what I chose.<\/p>\n
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. <\/p>\n
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. <\/p>\n
4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings…” <\/p>\n
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together. <\/p>\n
6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. <\/p>\n
7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly. <\/p>\n
8. Virginity can be cured. <\/p>\n
9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity. <\/p>\n
10. Having sex is like playing bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand. <\/p>\n
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. <\/p>\n
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. <\/p>\n
13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss?
\n Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. <\/p>\n
14.. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing. <\/p>\n
15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
\n Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t. <\/p>\n
16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
\n Answer: Breasts don’t have eyes. <\/p>\n
17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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