{"id":15571,"date":"2010-02-19T18:39:19","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T20:39:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=15571"},"modified":"2010-02-19T18:39:19","modified_gmt":"2010-02-19T20:39:19","slug":"papagaio-venezuelano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/15571","title":{"rendered":"papagaio venezuelano"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En Venezuela, un ni\u00f1o regresa de la escuela a su casa,  cansado y faminto y le pregunta a su mam\u00e1:<br \/>\n&#8211; Mam\u00e1, que hay de  comer?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nada, mi hijo.<br \/>\nEl ni\u00f1o mira hacia el papagayo que  tienen y pregunta:<br \/>\n&#8211; Mam\u00e1, por qu\u00e9 no papagayo con arroz?<br \/>\n&#8211; No  hay arroz..<br \/>\n&#8211; Y papagayo al horno?<br \/>\n&#8211; No hay gas.<br \/>\n&#8211; Y  papagayo en la parrilla el\u00e9ctrica?<br \/>\n&#8211; No hay electricidad.<br \/>\n&#8211; Y  papagayo frito?<br \/>\n&#8211; No hay aceite.<br \/>\nEl papagayo content\u00edsimo  grit\u00f3:<br \/>\nPUTA QUE LO PARI\u00d3, VIVA HUGO CH\u00c1VEZ!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En Venezuela, un ni\u00f1o regresa de la escuela a su casa, cansado y faminto y le pregunta a su mam\u00e1: &#8211; Mam\u00e1, que hay de comer? &#8211; Nada, mi hijo. El ni\u00f1o mira hacia el papagayo que tienen y pregunta: &#8211; Mam\u00e1, por qu\u00e9 no papagayo con arroz? &#8211; No hay arroz.. &#8211; Y papagayo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15571"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15572,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15571\/revisions\/15572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}