{"id":14321,"date":"2009-12-03T17:37:33","date_gmt":"2009-12-03T19:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=14321"},"modified":"2009-12-03T17:37:33","modified_gmt":"2009-12-03T19:37:33","slug":"bp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/14321","title":{"rendered":"bp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas.<br \/>\nJust at that moment, a bee flew in his window.?<br \/>\nThe bee said, &#8220;What seems to be the problem?&#8221;<br \/>\n?&#8221;I&#8217;m out of gas,&#8221; the man replied.?<br \/>\nThe bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.<br \/>\nMinutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.<br \/>\n?&#8221;Try it now,&#8221; said one bee.?<br \/>\nThe man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.<br \/>\n &#8220;Wow!&#8221; the man exclaimed, &#8220;What did you put in my gas tank?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The bee answered,?????????<\/p>\n<p>Wait for it.<\/p>\n<p>Wait for it.<\/p>\n<p>????????You&#8217;re just gonna love this..<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/bp.jpg\" alt=\"bp\" title=\"bp\" width=\"737\" height=\"573\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-14320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/bp.jpg 737w, https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/bp-680x528.jpg 680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 737px) 100vw, 737px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>??????????????I see you smiling&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.? The bee said, &#8220;What seems to be the problem?&#8221; ?&#8221;I&#8217;m out of gas,&#8221; the man replied.? The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14321"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14322,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14321\/revisions\/14322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}