{"id":14287,"date":"2009-12-02T15:06:31","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T17:06:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=14287"},"modified":"2009-12-02T15:06:56","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T17:06:56","slug":"dez-pensamentos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/14287","title":{"rendered":"dez pensamentos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Final do ano, \u00e9poca de fechar balan\u00e7os, e pensar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>10 thoughts to ponder:<\/p>\n<p>???Number 10&#8230;.Life is sexually transmitted.?<br \/>\n?Number 9&#8230;.. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.<br \/>\nNumber 8&#8230;.. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.?<br \/>\nNumber 7&#8230;. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won&#8217;t bother you for weeks.<br \/>\nNumber 6&#8230;. Some people are like a Slinky&#8230;..not really good for anything, but you still can&#8217;t help but smile when you shove them down \u00a0the stairs.<br \/>\nNumber 5&#8230;. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.?<br \/>\nNumber 4&#8230;.. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.<br \/>\nNumber 3&#8230;. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??\u00a0<br \/>\nNumber 2&#8230;.In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.?\u00a0<br \/>\nAND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN \u00a02009&#8230;.. We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven&#8217;t got a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration. ?\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Final do ano, \u00e9poca de fechar balan\u00e7os, e pensar&#8230; 10 thoughts to ponder: ???Number 10&#8230;.Life is sexually transmitted.? ?Number 9&#8230;.. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8&#8230;.. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.? Number 7&#8230;. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14287"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14289,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14287\/revisions\/14289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}