{"id":13888,"date":"2009-11-09T10:25:09","date_gmt":"2009-11-09T12:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=13888"},"modified":"2009-11-09T10:29:43","modified_gmt":"2009-11-09T12:29:43","slug":"old-pilot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/13888","title":{"rendered":"old pilot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/OldPlane.jpg\" alt=\"OldPlane\" title=\"OldPlane\" width=\"425\" height=\"286\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13890\" \/><br \/>\nAn old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.<br \/>\nAs he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.<br \/>\nShe turned to the pilot and asked, &#8220;Are you a real pilot?&#8221;<br \/>\nHe replied, &#8216;Well, I&#8217;ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca&#8217;s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe said, &#8220;I&#8217;m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe two sat sipping in silence.<br \/>\nA little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, &#8220;Are you a real pilot?&#8221;<br \/>\nHe replied, &#8220;I always thought I was, but I just found out  I&#8217;m a lesbian.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, &#8220;Are you a real pilot?&#8221; He replied, &#8216;Well, I&#8217;ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca&#8217;s, Neiuports, flew in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13888"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13888"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13891,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13888\/revisions\/13891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}