{"id":13552,"date":"2009-10-22T06:53:18","date_gmt":"2009-10-22T08:53:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=13552"},"modified":"2009-10-22T06:53:18","modified_gmt":"2009-10-22T08:53:18","slug":"secret-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/13552","title":{"rendered":"secret service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Moishe was heading out of the Synagogue, and Rabbi Mendel was standing at the door, shaking hands as the congregation departed and wishing each a Happy New Year.<br \/>\nThe rabbi grabbed Moishe by the hand, pulling him forward and whispered to him:<br \/>\n&#8220;You need to join the Army of God!&#8221;<br \/>\nMoishe replied:<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m already in the Army of God, Rabbi.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe rabbi questioned:<br \/>\n&#8220;Then how come I don&#8217;t see you except for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?&#8221;<br \/>\nMoishe whispered back:<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m in the secret service.&#8221;   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moishe was heading out of the Synagogue, and Rabbi Mendel was standing at the door, shaking hands as the congregation departed and wishing each a Happy New Year. The rabbi grabbed Moishe by the hand, pulling him forward and whispered to him: &#8220;You need to join the Army of God!&#8221; Moishe replied: &#8220;I&#8217;m already in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13552"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13552"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13553,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13552\/revisions\/13553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}