{"id":1341,"date":"2005-08-25T15:00:01","date_gmt":"2005-08-25T18:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=1341"},"modified":"2008-03-15T17:42:52","modified_gmt":"2008-03-15T20:42:52","slug":"hebrews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/1341","title":{"rendered":"hebrews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.<br \/>\nThe wife said, &#8220;You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don&#8217;t have to wait as long to get our coffee.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe husband said, &#8220;You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe wife replies, &#8220;No, you should do it, and besides, it says in the Bible that the man should make the coffee.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe husband replies, &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe that, show me.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, <strong>&#8220;HEBREWS.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, &#8220;You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don&#8217;t have to wait as long to get our coffee.&#8221; The husband said, &#8220;You are in charge of cooking around here and you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}