{"id":13084,"date":"2009-09-25T08:39:39","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T11:39:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=13084"},"modified":"2009-09-25T08:40:19","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T11:40:19","slug":"jewish-sins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/13084","title":{"rendered":"jewish sins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:<br \/>\nMan: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.<br \/>\nPriest: Are you sorry for your sins?<br \/>\nMan: What sins?<br \/>\nPriest: What kind of a Catholic are you?<br \/>\nMan: I&#8217;m Jewish.<br \/>\nPriest: Why are you telling me all this?<br \/>\nMan: I&#8217;m telling everybody.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times. Priest: Are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13084"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13084"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13086,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13084\/revisions\/13086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}