{"id":12858,"date":"2009-09-04T10:24:21","date_gmt":"2009-09-04T13:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/?p=12858"},"modified":"2009-09-04T11:29:32","modified_gmt":"2009-09-04T14:29:32","slug":"wife-and-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/humor\/12858","title":{"rendered":"wife and husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stickel.com.br\/atc\/uploads\/discutindo.jpg\" alt=\"discutindo\" title=\"discutindo\" width=\"430\" height=\"287\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-12860\" \/><br \/>\nDiscutindo a rela\u00e7\u00e3o&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>WIFE: ?What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?<br \/>\n??HUSBAND: ?Definitely not! ?<br \/>\nWIFE: ?Why not &#8211; don&#8217;t you like being married?<br \/>\n??HUSBAND: ?Of course I do. ?<br \/>\nWIFE: ?Then why wouldn&#8217;t you remarry?<br \/>\n??HUSBAND: ?Okay, I&#8217;d get married again. ?<br \/>\nWIFE: ?You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). ?<br \/>\nHUSBAND: ?(Makes audible groan). ?<br \/>\nWIFE: ?Would you live in our house? ?<br \/>\nHUSBAND: ?Sure, it&#8217;s a great house. ?<br \/>\nWIFE: ?Would you sleep with her in our bed? ?<br \/>\nHUSBAND: ?Where else would we sleep?<br \/>\n??WIFE: ?Would you let her drive my car? ?<br \/>\nHUSBAND: ?Probably, it is almost new.<br \/>\n??WIFE: ?Would you replace my pictures with hers?<br \/>\n?HUSBAND: ?That would seem like the proper thing to do. ?<br \/>\nWIFE: ?Would she use my golf clubs?<br \/>\n??HUSBAND: ?No, she&#8217;s left-handed. ?<br \/>\nWIFE: ?&#8211; silence &#8212; ??<br \/>\nHUSBAND: ?&#8230;.Fuck&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Discutindo a rela\u00e7\u00e3o&#8230; WIFE: ?What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? ??HUSBAND: ?Definitely not! ? WIFE: ?Why not &#8211; don&#8217;t you like being married? ??HUSBAND: ?Of course I do. ? WIFE: ?Then why wouldn&#8217;t you remarry? ??HUSBAND: ?Okay, I&#8217;d get married again. ? WIFE: ?You would? (With a hurtful look [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[353],"acf_quotes":[],"reactions":{"like":0,"heart":0,"laugh":0,"wow":0,"sad":0,"clap":0,"fire":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12858"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12858"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12861,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12858\/revisions\/12861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickel.com.br\/atc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}